My neighbor kept trying to get me to out with his boss- for weeks,, he gave the guy my number and he kept calling me… and leaving mass messages.. apparently he had seen me before or my neighbor snapped a photo of me or he looked me up on the internet.. I don’t know
So- the neighbor talks me into the date
The guy shows up in some bmw thing I’d never seen before, with gems all over his fingers he seemed nice but at that point I knew it was a date- and it would end..
Anyway over dinner the guy tells me about his multi-million dollar family inherited massive global cow killing business as well the process with which it all happens and where all of the body parts go and to which various parts of the world they make their way to- then he tried talking to me about juicy couture and other designers..while simultaneously making sure that the waiter paid homage to his very specific no fat at all diet.. after dinner- we go out to some club/bar thing where a reggae band was playing- he hated it the whole time we were there and made it known to everyone aroun us- so we went somewhere else- we went dancing- and the man danced like a funky chicken. which would have been sweet maybe, but the gemstone infestation-dead cow and process to be executed-business/house-reggae thing had already happened prior to the very proud funky chicken. Surprisingly enough he thought we had a really good time.
I was really nice about it though- but as soon as the guy tried to walk me to the door I told him not to worry and that it was really late and I never talked to him again. lol- worst date of my LIFE- and the detailed meat business information still haunts me.. don’t feel bad for him I’m sure there were a ton of women lining up at his door for some strange reason- maybe they are enjoying gem shopping as I document my terrible memory.
This one guy took me to Chuck E Cheese’s last year. I’m 15 and still love that place so it wasn’t a big deal.
Until a fight broke out in the ball pit. Turns out this guy had invited both his girlfriend and GF#2 to his little brother’s party and they started fist fighting.
We left early and I didn’t get to redeem my tickets.
I took this chick to six flags n after we ate we went on a roller coaster n she barfed all over my new vans ironically we r still dating haha
While I was in college, I went out with a lawyer. I didn’t even want to go but he kept insisting so I finally gave in.
I was in school for business and him a new lawyer. The last thing I want to talk about it is business when I have just sat in a classroom studying economics. Thats all he could talk about, then I tried to change the subject and I asked him what he does for fun on the weekends. Well then he got into how he doesn’t really have time to do anything, being a lawyer and all you spend a lot of time outside the office on cases. He insisted he tell me how successful he is, how he loves his BMW, he owns a 4 bedroom house and looking into buying a cottage and so on…. guess what??? I DON’T CARE!! Lol the guy was just ridiculous. Then on top of that we went to a nice restaurant not just a casual one that we could eat and get out, it took like 2 hours. He asked to go for coffee after that, I definately refused and used studying as an excuse.
He called for days after, I finally sent him an e mail saying that I was very busy with classes, and studying and I would let him know when I had spare time, then I blocked his e mail address.
It was awful!
The worst date I’ve ever been on was a blind date set up by my former best friend. I must have been 18! She did not have good taste in guys at all, but was well meaning. I don’t know why I trusted her. He was a friend of her boyfriends. Well, not only did he not appeal to my personal tastes in any way, but to make a bad date worse, he wanted to hold my hand.(LOL) I was freaked out! I just met him and was not interested in him by any means. He was a nice guy, but not reasonable! Needless to say, I don’t go on blind dates! I know how to pick my own just fine.
My cousin, my boyfriend and I went on a week long trip to a small city in Asia. The whole entire trip, my older cousin was monitoring our dates because she had a crush on my boyfriend and wanted to get back at me for accepting his offer to be his girlfriend. The whole entire time, she wedged herself in between us-we couldn’t walk next to each other, talk to each other for long, sit next to each other, be alone together. It was ridiculous. The second day of the trip, she couldn’t take seeing us be together, and so she stood in the middle of the side walk and cried in the rain, then got angry at us for “ruining her trip”
Oh, my god! The worst ever? My last ex and his friend picked my friend and I up from a friends place randomly – we had no idea they were even coming to get us. And then they stopped at the movie theater and told us they were taking us to Little Fockers and we told them that we didn’t have any money on us (We just spent the money we DID have on stuff for our place). Sooo, we go inside the movie theater and the boys went first and all of a sudden my now ex, says “One ticket to Little Fockers”. Right away my friend and I started freaking out because we told them we didn’t have money but they still brought us to the theater with no intentions of paying for us! Obviously we freaked out, left the theater and had to call someone we knew to to ask if they could lend us some money. We sat outside in the snowstorm waiting for them to come for a good 15 minutes. By far the WORST date I have everr had.
This guy I went out with …well he picked me up. Things felt good until I realized I was begging him to take me out to dinner. He drove to the beach, parked in front of the beach and said we should stare at the ocean. I was starving -since I thought we were going to eat- so I kept mentioning I’m hungry. He finally got the hint, and after dinner we SPLIT THE CHECK!! …he was serious.
I went on a date with a girl. I was nice enough to pick her up from her place (blind date). We went out for a late night coffee and we were talking. She told me she was going to Denver and I jokingly said she should go visit Lockheed Martin. She said she didn’t know what that was. Then I said that she should go to Littleton.
Her: Why is that name so familiar?
Her: OHHHHHHHHH! The movie!!!!
Me: Sorry, what?
Her: The movie Bowling for Columbine.
Me: Well yeah, but that movie was about what actually happened in/at Columbine.
Her: No it didn’t. It was a movie!
Me: No, it happened. The movie is a documentary piece about what happened there.
Her: Oh shut up! It was just a movie.
Pretty much that ended any desire whatsoever to date. How could anyone be so stupid? I couldn’t get past that. And to this day I think she still thinks that it was just a fictitious movie.
After dating a girl for roughly 6 months, I decided to make out with her in the park around the trees. It was a cold night and everything looked special. She asked me to close my eyes and then she planted a brief peck on my lips before parting. 10 steps away I suddenly saw two big guys approaching me, one of them turned out to be a jealous-type ex. The night was cold and I was no match for the two muscular guys, so I could only try and reason with them but he was very mad. I pleaded like a hen for half an hour before getting away. Ever since that day my friends call me a coward, boys and girls equal.
Another time I went on a first date with a computer engineer. She was sweet. Shortly after meeting her, one of my friends showed up and started asking programming questions from her. Time stretched but my friend with computer trouble did not seem to be leaving. I nudged on the spot for a good 45 minutes before taking an abrupt leave. I have been avoiding her ever since, it’s been two weeks.
Submitted by: Dan