My neighbor kept trying to get me to out with his boss- for weeks,, he gave the guy my number and he kept calling me… and leaving mass messages.. apparently he had seen me before or my neighbor snapped a photo of me or he looked me up on the internet.. I don’t know
So- the neighbor talks me into the date
The guy shows up in some bmw thing I’d never seen before, with gems all over his fingers he seemed nice but at that point I knew it was a date- and it would end..
Anyway over dinner the guy tells me about his multi-million dollar family inherited massive global cow killing business as well the process with which it all happens and where all of the body parts go and to which various parts of the world they make their way to- then he tried talking to me about juicy couture and other designers..while simultaneously making sure that the waiter paid homage to his very specific no fat at all diet.. after dinner- we go out to some club/bar thing where a reggae band was playing- he hated it the whole time we were there and made it known to everyone aroun us- so we went somewhere else- we went dancing- and the man danced like a funky chicken. which would have been sweet maybe, but the gemstone infestation-dead cow and process to be executed-business/house-reggae thing had already happened prior to the very proud funky chicken. Surprisingly enough he thought we had a really good time.
I was really nice about it though- but as soon as the guy tried to walk me to the door I told him not to worry and that it was really late and I never talked to him again. lol- worst date of my LIFE- and the detailed meat business information still haunts me.. don’t feel bad for him I’m sure there were a ton of women lining up at his door for some strange reason- maybe they are enjoying gem shopping as I document my terrible memory.

The worst date I’ve ever been on was a blind date set up by my former best friend. I must have been 18! She did not have good taste in guys at all, but was well meaning. I don’t know why I trusted her. He was a friend of her boyfriends. Well, not only did he not appeal to my personal tastes in any way, but to make a bad date worse, he wanted to hold my hand.(LOL) I was freaked out! I just met him and was not interested in him by any means. He was a nice guy, but not reasonable! Needless to say, I don’t go on blind dates! I know how to pick my own just fine.