Disaster Dates
admin | May 9th,2012 | Online Date | No Comments »
So about one month ago I went on a dating site and met Joseph Dubiel. I messaged him and we hit it off! We both are from Hawaii, I am from the Big Island and he is from Oahu. Joseph is a very busy man he works as surf instructor and also he’s a fighter. Anyway because he is very busy he would do the phone calling so that we could get to know on another. I had been planning a trip to Oahu prior to meeting Joseph. I naturally told about this trip and he seemed excited that was coming over and suggested that I stay with him during my stay so that we can get to know one another. So I agreed and we planned my trip and we would do together. For a week leading up to my trip I had not heard anything from him. I had sent texts and tried to call him but he did not reply. Finally I posted on his Facebook the day of my scheduled flight. When I went to check it I was in shock to find he unfriended me. I could feel my heart sink and immediately tried to call and text him at once. Finally after a week of silence and 5 hours before my flight I receive a message: “I am truly sorry Britt. But I have a girlfriend now. I met her one week ago and things have gotten serious between us…I am truly sorry but there is no way I have you stay with me” I went from being sad and distraught to full blown seeing red anger. I felt him a very cuss filled voice-mail and text message with basic message telling him that he is not a real MAN. Anyway the good news to the story is that I have figured out a plan b and have not let this son of a female dog ruin my trip.
Submitted by: Britt
Disaster Date
admin | May 3rd,2012 | Random | No Comments »
After dating a girl for roughly 6 months, I decided to make out with her in the park around the trees. It was a cold night and everything looked special. She asked me to close my eyes and then she planted a brief peck on my lips before parting. 10 steps away I suddenly saw two big guys approaching me, one of them turned out to be a jealous-type ex. The night was cold and I was no match for the two muscular guys, so I could only try and reason with them but he was very mad. I pleaded like a hen for half an hour before getting away. Ever since that day my friends call me a coward, boys and girls equal.
Another time I went on a first date with a computer engineer. She was sweet. Shortly after meeting her, one of my friends showed up and started asking programming questions from her. Time stretched but my friend with computer trouble did not seem to be leaving. I nudged on the spot for a good 45 minutes before taking an abrupt leave. I have been avoiding her ever since, it’s been two weeks.
Submitted by: Dan
My Disaster Date
admin | April 26th,2012 | Random | No Comments »
My worst date story began in middle school. I had a crush on this guy, and I was so happy when he asked me to the school dance. I got all dressed up and met him there. He showed up with a friend and his date. When we were about to hit the dance floor, he suddenly had to run to the bathroom. He never came back. Come to find out he had a migraine that caused him to throw up, and he left. Since his friend was his ride, both his date and I were left there for three hours with no date.
Years later, in my sophomore year of high school, we began seeing each other again. He got a job at a local fast food place. One day, I was supposed to meet him there, where we would then leave for a fun night out. As we are leaving, he suddenly remembered that he had a dentist appointment that night with his mother and little sister. Since there wasn’t enough time to take me home, I had to go with him. I had to sit in a tiny chair built for three year olds in the waiting room for a few hours, waiting for them to finish. we then went to his house and watched Disney movies.
Even though all this happened, we have been seeing each other for over five months now, and are happier than ever. We now look back and laugh at the situations. Some disaster date stories can have a happy ending!
Submitted by: Lindsey
My Disaster Date
admin | November 11th,2011 | Random | No Comments »
After dating a girl for roughly 6 months, I decided to make out with her in the park around the trees. It was a cold night and everything looked special. She asked me to close my eyes and then she planted a brief peck on my lips before parting. 10 steps away I suddenly saw two big guys approaching me, one of them turned out to be a jealous-type ex. The night was cold and I was no match for the two muscular guys, so I could only try and reason with them but he was very mad. I pleaded like a hen for half an hour before getting away. Ever since that day my friends call me a coward, boys and girls equal.
Another time I went on a first date with a computer engineer. She was sweet. Shortly after meeting her, one of my friends showed up and started asking programming questions from her. Time stretched but my friend with computer trouble did not seem to be leaving. I nudged on the spot for a good 45 minutes before taking an abrupt leave. I have been avoiding her ever since, it’s been two weeks.
Disaster Date
admin | September 15th,2011 | Random | No Comments »
My worst date story began in middle school. I had a crush on this guy, and I was so happy when he asked me to the school dance. I got all dressed up and met him there. He showed up with a friend and his date. When we were about to hit the dance floor, he suddenly had to run to the bathroom. He never came back. Come to find out he had a migraine that caused him to throw up, and he left. Since his friend was his ride, both his date and I were left there for three hours with no date.
Years later, in my sophomore year of high school, we began seeing each other again. He got a job at a local fast food place. One day, I was supposed to meet him there, where we would then leave for a fun night out. As we are leaving, he suddenly remembered that he had a dentist appointment that night with his mother and little sister. Since there wasn’t enough time to take me home, I had to go with him. I had to sit in a tiny chair built for three year olds in the waiting room for a few hours, waiting for them to finish. we then went to his house and watched Disney movies.
Even though all this happened, we have been seeing each other for over five months now, and are happier than ever. We now look back and laugh at the situations. Some disaster date stories can have a happy ending!
Submitted by: Lindsay
Disaster Date
admin | August 18th,2011 | Random | No Comments »
It all started one hot summer day and i met this perfect guy on the dance floor at a graduation he asked me to dance and of course i said yes then he said would you like to go on a date with I and of course i said yes so the next day he brought me to a gheto eating place but it turned out to be great! then he asked if i wanted to go to his house and of course i said yes and then we started making out in his living room and all of a sudden the door slammed open and his parents came in and saw us “doing it” his mother started yelling at him like he was five and he started crying and saying that he would never do that again and then he said “I love you mommy” and it got so awkward that i left and we havent spoken since.
Disaster Date Stinky
admin | August 15th,2011 | Online Date | No Comments »
So I was meeting this guy that I had been chatting for a long time online and he tried to hug me but for some odd reason he smelled like poop. we were both standing outside besides our cars, so I told him I had just gotten a call from my daughter and had to run and see what was going on. He did not understand. Later i told him that he just really smelled bad. That perhaps he had stepped in some dog doo, but I couldn’t stand the smell so I left. He got upset as you can imagine, but that was the end of what had been an ambivalous start. We did try to meet again a couple of years later, but it just wasn’t meant to be.
Disaster Date
admin | August 12th,2011 | Friend/Family Set Up | No Comments »
The worst and most embarrassing date I had eva gone through in my ENTIRE life.
Alright, first things first I am a dude.Whenever my best friend, (Ricky) tells me that a hot girl likes me, of course I believe him! So I can get laid! It is my job to get laid. Whenever and anywhere I want. But noooo, this date had to ruin my saturday night. So, my best friend, pfft not anymore, Ricky sets me up on this ‘hot’ date. Ha! More like hot mess. I text the chick since Ricky gave me her number, and send her a pic of my abs for a little show and she texts me back and tell me im hot so we meet up at Apple Bee’s. Boy was I in for a flippin surprise. She was like 40 (Im 23 yrs old), and she looked like my frikkin mom! She walks up to the table that Im sitting in, and I look at her like she’s crazy and tell her she’s got the wrong guy. But then she holds up her 1930′s phone and there’s a pic of me shirtless on there!! And I find out she’s my date!!!! He** no! The waiter comes and asks us if we want anything to eat, and the nun orders for us but I try running away but the nun grabs my arm and makes me sit against my yelling. And then she holds this cross on my frikkin forhead like sum maniac!! By now the whole restaurant is staring at this freak show! And she starts praying tellin me, “The devil is in you!! I must get him out!!! Hallelujah!!” I frikken ran out of there, with my shirt ripped because she tried clawing me, telling me “Jesus will help me”. What in the hell? I am never EVER ever listening to Ricky AGAIN. And now she texts me everyday with religious bullshit. Oh look. Today’s text says, “God will help you find the way.”
Will he help me find a way on how to block your number!??!
Submitted by: ElBaitMagnet
My prom was a disaster
admin | August 9th,2011 | Random | No Comments »
My prom was a disaster.
So, anways, we thought the dance might cheer us up. Unfortunately all they ever played was crackhouse rap music with belligerent “HEEEEY” “WOOOAH” “TO ALL YOU LADIES” “BOOOO” and in between we’d hoped the DJ would play our pre-requested rock song. We tried dancing but it was forced. Nothing worked out. After 3 hours of debating and going in and out, my date was PISSED. She knocked over chairs. I went to DJ and pleaded to him to play some rock music, after all we’d paid 80 bucks for a prom night. He said he would. He lied. He later admitted that he never carried any rock albums.
FIRST DATE DISASTER!!
admin | August 4th,2011 | Random | No Comments »
FIRST DATE DISASTER!!
About a fortnight ago, I met a spiffy feller named Edward at the local Senior Center. We had a hunky- dory time when we shared a cup of tea. Suddenly, our swell date turned into calamity when I accidentally had a bowel movement on the davenport! I wasn’t wearing my Depends, because I reckoned my “control” issues had vanished. Edward’s witty charm quickly ended and he exited within 5 minutes, leaving myself in my soiled mess! I was mortified, and I dialed Edward on my rotary- dial telephone. I have attempted to contact this sir several occasions per day, yet he shant answer yet. I am melencholy and desire the knowledge of how to fix this. Please assist me gals and fellas. Thanks a bundle.